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goldentot:

darmonee:

kingofwesteros:

people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship

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People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.

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People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.

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(Source: barbarajoangordon, via cease-and-diss-east)

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twerking-balthazar:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"fuck you" where and when?

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hetaliaahfuck:

theamericankid:

Big Bird is high as shit.

Why do they all look so chill and awesome like I would hang out these guys what the fuck

hetaliaahfuck:

theamericankid:

Big Bird is high as shit.

Why do they all look so chill and awesome like I would hang out these guys what the fuck

(Source: itunes.apple.com, via projectedaesthetics)

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jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

(via cease-and-diss-east)

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(Source: cheekrub, via juichibey)

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erensattackontitans:

lemonmermaid:

*muffled Ginuwine music playing in the distance*

I will never not reblog this.

erensattackontitans:

lemonmermaid:

*muffled Ginuwine music playing in the distance*

I will never not reblog this.

(via yaoiperfect)

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joshuawhat:

Me whenever i try not to swear.

(Source: jakeparalta, via jageunkraken)

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timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

(Source: joshr-ss, via downundersnipey)